Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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