I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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