Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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