I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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