Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
