You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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