its not stalking. its research.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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