I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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