i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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