bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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