me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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