its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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