I skipped work to stalk him.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
