I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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