can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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