i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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