Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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