my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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