we're chasing vodka with high fives
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
