Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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