we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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