you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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