I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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