The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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