I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!