I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
