I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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