She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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