Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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