maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
