i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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