my mouth tastes like poor choices
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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