He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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