ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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