Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
not ubering you a puppy
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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