We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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