: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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