if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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