He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
