Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
