Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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