Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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