I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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