found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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