I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she pinky promised me she was 18
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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