There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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