Non-Jews are for practice
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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