It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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