Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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