As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
