I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just took my morning after pill in the library
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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