hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
